Ode to My Big Toe

Ode to My Big Toe

  I’m hurt, and a great sharpness pains My mind, as though I had stubbed my big toe, Or been struck with lightning through my soul. In a minute, I was rolling on the floor squealing, “Pity! Pity me! I could hardly see!” I had kicked the foot of my bed in the...
Mucous Membranes: Part 1

Mucous Membranes: Part 1

So I’ve been working at Maxim for what is it… two months now. I think I could let you in on a little secret about me. If nerdiness could be quantified on a spectrum of mass, almost like the one shown below: I think I would measure out as a beluga whale on...