Ode to My Big Toe

Ode to My Big Toe

by | Jul 25, 2011 | All Maxim Hygiene

  I’m hurt, and a great sharpness pains My mind, as though I had stubbed my big toe, Or been struck with lightning through my soul. In a minute, I was rolling on the floor squealing, “Pity! Pity me! I could hardly see!” I had kicked the foot of my bed in the...